lindi/19/maine+massachusetts

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ammit420:

in hindsight i shouldnt have poured boxed wine and vodka into my can of 4loko last night but on the other hand this body is merely a flesh vessel for my stardust to experience other stardust

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

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aseaofquotes:

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

aseaofquotes:

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby